Not my Usual, but This Time its OK

I am not usually a "Giveaway" freak. I don't re-tweet, I don't use MrLinkys, nada. But today I really really really want to win this super fab flat iron from Mass Hole Mommy, so here I am groveling. Groveling in the mud, with my nose full of dirt.

Anyone who has seen the Cousin It experiment knows that I need serious hair care. For Real. And I am thinking this flat iron with magically turn me into Lady Ga, complete with glittery star stickers.

Go check Mass Hole Mommy  if you don't believe me. I need more Ga in my life. And I have a long, long way to go. Proof:

And to take this horrific image out of you sweet brain, I leave you with this: