Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Cousin It. For Real

Ever wonder what happened to Cousin It from the Adams Family? Wonder what happened when he hooked it up with the red headed chick? Didn't they procreate? The answer is yes, oh yes indeed. And I have proof.

Because I am somewhat convinced that I could be Cousin It's long lost spawn. Just look at the resemblence. Sure I keep my do somewhat shorter these days but thats just because I hated having to move my hair to the side if I wanted to sit down. Nothing worse than sitting on your own hair. Trust B-Dub.

And yes, I am also very aware of the fact that I need to get hair did again. Just look at those ends. Ouch. But strangely- or not so strangely, I am not in the mood to deal with it.

Speaking of strange did you watch GMA this morning? Normal Weight Obesity? Really?!?!?!?!?!?! So now being skinny is not enough? You want me to be fit too? Aarrgg. I am doomed to die all skinny and yet still obese. Big ol jerks. Thanks for ruining my day!

Whats that? I just have to worry about belly fat and not the booty fat? Well alrighty then! I am all over that, as I have the small waist and super J-Lo style booty. What, Robin Roberts? Booty fat is good for you? I am officially the healthiest person around. Pear shapes apparently rock. But if I'm keeping it real I would admit that I would rather have MODG's bottom half. Good thing for my self esteem I'm not in a keeping it real kind of mood today. Tee Hee.


  1. Haha love the seriously had hair past your butt!?! Crazy!
    What is all this talk about being fit? I don't want to hear it, nope!

  2. I love the Cousin It picture hahah.. wait.. that's you?

    And I'm one of those "normal weight obese" people.. we call it "skinny fat" in Australia. Because with clothes on, you look really skinny, but in the mirror you've got no muscle tone and so a bit of a gut.