Wednesday, February 10, 2010


I know you have been chomping at the bit to know whats been running through this head of mine; so I am gonna let you have it! Welcome to the second Random Thoughts on a Random Day!

1. My three year old wants her own bathroom. Background info: We have 2 bathrooms in our house, 1 upstairs (MINE! and I am not sharing!) and 1 down stairs, the downstairs is for the  kids. "The Kids" are a 9 year old punky boy and the 3 year old punky girl.

I asked the girl punk why she was going upstairs, and she responded that she was going to use MY facilities. Oh no she didn't! I corrected her by screaming at the top of my lungs  gently reminding  her that she has her own bathroom. Response:

"But Momma, brother has poops all in it. I need a clean one!"

Which brings us to #2,  hee hee.

2. Regardless of how many times you tell a punky 9 year old about the goodness of a courtesy flush he never seems to remember and proceeds to clog said potty with giant wads of tp. And don't get me started on poo rings.

3. The Lady Ga was on GMA. I LUVRE the Lady Ga.

Your Welcome

4. We have about 3 inches of snow outside. The snow is covering about an inch of ice that I discovered while trying to take the trash to the curb for pick up. We live on a hill and I busted my B-Dub booty, proceeded to slide down the driveway on the Booty, and deposit the trash all over my yard. The trashcan is sitting in the middle of the yard while I consider "plan B" which will not involve B-Dub Booty Busting. I might even pick up the trash at some point.

5. My sister is 13 weeks pregger! Whoot!

And that is all Webbies, until next time.


  1. Be grateful it's a 9 year old punky boy. I have to deal with a 40 yr. old female John Goodman. NOT.CUTE.

  2. I love me some Lady Gaga too!

    9 year old boys sound fun!! Ha! Cute story.

  3. Kids...bathrooms...poop...don't get me started!
    Gaga is a freak but I love her too! :)

  4. See, now poo rings makes me glad I don't have kids. Hope your booty is feeling better!

  5. Hahaha The story about your daughter wanting her own bathroom made me laugh.

    My niece is two. I can't wait til she starts creating that sort of hell for my brother.

  6. Congrats to your sister !
    and poopies in the toilet... things wont' change sweetie.. it won't change. :)