Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Christmas Parties are for Dorks.

I decided that Christmas Parties are only for people who know people. And we all know that people who know people are dorks. I know people, but the people I know are cool and none of them would be caught DEAD throwing a Christmas Party.

Or maybe, I know a few people and none of us have thought about throwing Christmas Parties. Maybe, if we were invited we would attend. Who says being a dork is a bad thing? I was informed that there is a Christmas Party at the local bar every night till the 25th. After that it turns into an "I ate too much and spent way too much- Regrets Party."


Probably, I would really like to attend any kind of party. It would give me an excuse to buy a sparkly outfit. Everyone needs an excuse to rock sparkles. I'm just sayin.

This year I can't party like it's 1999. I'm moving. And in the interim I'm hanging at the ol' parent's house. Not exactly your party like it's 1999 atmosphere. Not to mention that Charley isn't here. BUT HE WILL BE ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! 7 months of separation will FINALLY come to an END! Whoot!

So lets review- because:
1. I'm a dork
2. I know people who know people
3. I had to move back in with my parents till our house is ready
4. I don't own any sparkle outfits
5. My hubby is almost here
6. I am the epitome of cool

It has been decided (by me, B-Dub) that I must attend a party of some kind. Hopefully not a "Regret Party," those are downers. So, SITSmas Party (2nd annual no less!) here I come!!!! And the best part it, I don't even have to straighten my hair. Cause hair means care, and I really don't do that on Tuesdays.


It's nothing personal, Tuesdays are just not a day for hair care. Or make-up care. Or even change out of my jammies before noon (who am I kidding- why change at all? It is only Tuesday after all).

So here's to you SITS! I'm crashing the party, and there isn't much you can do about it.


  1. Glad you got to party hardy in one form or another, and you didn't have to suffer someone else's holiday music!

  2. merry SITSmas!! I agree everyone needs an excuse to wear sparkles!!

  3. Well thank goodness I'm not the only one who hasn't done her hair or changed her jammies for the party! Merry SITSmas!

  4. Merry SITSmas. I love your post! I didn't do my hair either, I'm glad they let me in the door.

  5. I don't own any sparkly outfits either! Oh well!

  6. Hope you had a very merry SITSmas!

  7. LOL funny post! Merry SITSmas!

  8. Sorry I am late, but I am making my way through the entire SITSmas list, I want to visit everyone to wish everyone happy holidays! So Merry SITSmas!